This was too funny and pretentious - I just couldn't stop laughing at it. ROTFLMAO. Who cares what she thinks - now we all know that she'll never go to another Ripps show!
The chick gets free tix and then proceeds to shred everything and everyone. Now that's being a really cool critic. I just love music people who think that they're so much smarter and better than the rest of the audience.
She claims to be a journalist and an authority on indie music, but I truly enjoyed her inability to use spell check. (BTW, how does one get the certification as an indie music authority? Just curious)
She was actually dumbfounded that people would like something that she didn't like. Whoever gave her the tix should not have made her expect a jazz-fusion group, that was mistake #1.
http://beetsalad.wordpress.com/about/ Maybe she stayed too long in St Petersburg, Russia as the only female member of 2 all-male groups? whew-hew!

(really? If they were all-male groups, what was she doing in them? duh?)
Back here in the US, she apparently missed 20 years of smooth jazz (no crime there) .... but I did crack up that she did know who Kenny G and Dave Koz were - after all, ironically, both did play on Moonlighting and can be considered "original" Ripps.
Maybe if she took the time to ask the happy audience, she might have understood what was going on. She apparently does not believe that music can exist - simply to make people smile.
She said:
But really. How can people possibily enjoy it? I just don’t understand. And people were REALLY enjoying it last night…dancing in the aisles! Giving standing ovations!