Hey Billy....that's a great idea, redo a dog into a great new song....maybe we can get a decent rapper/hiphop-er to do a tricked out beat box remix version of "Telephone Man"....whaddya think, woody? :p
Typical backbeat behind vocals...
boomboomshackashackaboomshackaboomscratch and repeat....of course :p
Hey, b-baby-baby, I'm your t-tele-telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, yo, I can put it in the hall (grab crotch here)
I can put it in the bathroom, watch dis,I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzzbuzz, you can have it with a ringaring
And if you really want it bad baby you can have a ding-a-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-a-ling
Because-a hey b-b-b-b-baby, I'm your...(scratchSCRATCHscratch).....telephone man"
Yeah, lets see Michael Buble do THAT...
Tony